A TeRroRiSt LOvE StORy
posted by Sivan Hadari - ISRAMERICA @ 11:54 PM
Sivan Hadari was born in Brooklyn to Israeli Parents. At the age of five she took up ballet lessons only to quit thirty minutes later. She knew then, she would not become a Ballerina. At the age of six she took up violin lessons only to give it up to the Harmonica six months later. Two weeks later, she lost her Harmonica. She knew then, she would not become a Musician. A month later her mother bought her a tape recorder. She used it to record herself singing made up Gibberish-Jazz lyrics. She thought she might become a Gibberish-Jazz singer but they didn't have lessons for that. Sivan was a very creative and unique child and so in second grade, while attending The Yeshiva of Flatbush, a Jewish orthodox school for girls, she came up with the idea for "The Sivan Hadari Show". Everyday during recess she would perform this comedy act filled with original jokes, songs and dance all from the mind of Sivan Hadari.The show went on to receive critical acclaim from all the children on the playground. It was then a star was born. It was then, she knew she was an actress.
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At 11:25 AM,
boneman said…
wish all bombers had such events...
Then again, I'm just driftin' around, sharing written laughter...
A Priest, a Pentecostal Minister and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They
would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their experiences.
Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches and has
various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory heclaimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of The week in Fellowship,
feasting on God's Holy Word, and praising Jesus."
They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed tubes in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi , with a look of wise reflection, looks up and says, "Looking back on it,
circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
At 3:43 PM,
Anonymous said…
It's one thing to be funny and scathing about terrorists. It's another to be prejudicial towards muslims and gay people. Which is what your film is. Too bad you lowered yourself to take part in a film with such poor taste.
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