A TeRroRiSt LOvE StORy
Hello my cuties!!!
As usaul I took some time between posts since I am so busy and have so much going in my life right now...I have no time to write in my own blog... NOOOOO the truth is I am not that busy lately
I am just to lazy to update my owm blog! Shame on me. I hope you guys are'nt upset with me. I am sorry that I have neglected you for so long. I missed you. All of you. Even you.. the one with the funny hair-do.
Anyway Here is a short Comedy I did a few months ago. Its called A Terroirst Love Story, directed by Ray Downs. It a hallarious film about the relationship between this terrorist and a girl he met on the subway.
It cracks me up everytime watch it. It's just crazy funny.
In order to watch the movie you should press on the " play this audio post" button on top and then press play for the movie underneath the little screen.
Have fun
Sivan in the Template City
סיון הדרי
posted by Sivan Hadari - ISRAMERICA @ 11:54 PM
2 Comments:
At 11:25 AM,
boneman said…
wish all bombers had such events...
Then again, I'm just driftin' around, sharing written laughter...
A Priest, a Pentecostal Minister and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They
would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their experiences.
Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches and has
various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory heclaimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of The week in Fellowship,
feasting on God's Holy Word, and praising Jesus."
They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed tubes in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi , with a look of wise reflection, looks up and says, "Looking back on it,
circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
At 3:43 PM,
Anonymous said…
It's one thing to be funny and scathing about terrorists. It's another to be prejudicial towards muslims and gay people. Which is what your film is. Too bad you lowered yourself to take part in a film with such poor taste.
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