THe sToNe AgE

Hye guysI am sorry I haven't written in a while. Alot of sh%$t has been going down lately. First and most importantly- I found out the hard way, that I have a stone in my kiddney. I know, I thought about the same thing when I got the news: "But I'm not a grandmother. What the heck is going on?". Let me tell you something, if you have never felt the pain of a k. stone trapped inside of you - you have never felt pain at all. For me it felt like that scene from the movie THE EXCORSIST but in HEBREW. My good friend Shawn's mother had one and she discribed the pain as worse than giving birth so actually right now I have rid myself of the fear of having a baby. Well you know what they say: "whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" and "whatever does kill you makes your mother stronger". So it's a win-win situation really. Shawn aslo got me this special Kabbalah Pincas water that is blessed and only people that can prove they have a medical condition can buy it. I know what youre thinking: "Hye how come Sivan gets this special VIP water stuff and I don't?"- Three words: "EXORCIST IN HEBREW". But don't worry about me. In the past two weeks I've been feeling just fine.And now on a more interesting, physically pain- free side of things; I have been to a few auditions lately. The last one was for the new Play RENT now. Ya it was really fun- NOT.The only Good thing I get out of these auditions is that I get really cinical while waiting in line for zillions of hours and I get to practice my jokes out loud and see what response I get. It's usually pretty good. I get a lot of laughs. So I'm thinking of doing a comedy show... I serious. I can do it.I love to complain about anything and everything and basically stand-up is just complaining about stuff in a funny voice. So It's like you are joking about stuff but people don't really think that you're talking about stuff that really pisses you off. But you are. Like Ellen DeGeneres jokes about how lazy we have become over the years that we can't do anything by ourselves anymore. She goes "We don't even buy breath mints anymore. Now we have these breath strips that just disolve on your tounge for you. I think, that if we, as a people, can't suck anymore, there must be something wrong."
And with that I bid you good night and sweet dreams
Sivan in the breath mint city