GIrLs iN BiKiNIs

Greetings to all
Due to the enormus amount of fan mail I have been getting lately, demanding for a picture of myself to be posted in this blog, I have decided to give my readers what they want. After all it's all about the readers. I've done a little research, as I love to do, and found that there are many blogs with pictures of girls in their bikinis (forget it! I'm not giving you the website) and since I don't have any of those, you all with have to do with a picture of me riding the subway, bareing my tan loveley shoulder.
I hope you likey.
And now a more interesting topic ME. You all know about the stone age and about myself being bored and just sitting at home with an occasional visit to an audition where I never get the part anyway right? ( what kind of attitude is that?)
Well, after visiting "The Olive Tree Cafe", the restaurant and comedey club, for a ZILLION times to ask if they needed a waitress and each time getting :"come back tommorrow", I finally got an interview with the manager and I was hired- out of like 25 people. Great right? Here's the weird thing; Sometimes you're sitting at home doing nothing for the longest time when suddenley everything comes back at you all at once. The same day a friend of mine, Doron, said that he got me an interview at THE BLUE NOTE, which is a Jazz club in the village.
So now I'm thinking "I know why this is happening... This is December, the month of miricales and thats why I might be getting two jobs at the same time when it took me so long just to find one!!!! "But what am I whinning about?!?!?" That's not really a problem. Oh nevermind, I just love to complain.
"I am woman, hear me whine". Now this is where your part comes in: We are now asking all the readers to please vote whether Sivan should work at the Comedy Cellar or at the Jazz Club.
To enter this amazing, once in a lifetime sweepstakes and be alibagle to win awesome prizes, (not really) post a comment stating where you think Sivan should work and why. The first 30 people to send in a comment will automatically be included in the Sivan in the city Lottery. So hurry!!!! Time is running out!!!
Oh and if you didn't know; Majik is the hottest wedding band in Town!!!!!

Ta Ta for now, Darlings
Sivan in the City

THe sToNe AgE

Hye guysI am sorry I haven't written in a while. Alot of sh%$t has been going down lately. First and most importantly- I found out the hard way, that I have a stone in my kiddney. I know, I thought about the same thing when I got the news: "But I'm not a grandmother. What the heck is going on?". Let me tell you something, if you have never felt the pain of a k. stone trapped inside of you - you have never felt pain at all. For me it felt like that scene from the movie THE EXCORSIST but in HEBREW. My good friend Shawn's mother had one and she discribed the pain as worse than giving birth so actually right now I have rid myself of the fear of having a baby. Well you know what they say: "whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" and "whatever does kill you makes your mother stronger". So it's a win-win situation really. Shawn aslo got me this special Kabbalah Pincas water that is blessed and only people that can prove they have a medical condition can buy it. I know what youre thinking: "Hye how come Sivan gets this special VIP water stuff and I don't?"- Three words: "EXORCIST IN HEBREW". But don't worry about me. In the past two weeks I've been feeling just fine.And now on a more interesting, physically pain- free side of things; I have been to a few auditions lately. The last one was for the new Play RENT now. Ya it was really fun- NOT.The only Good thing I get out of these auditions is that I get really cinical while waiting in line for zillions of hours and I get to practice my jokes out loud and see what response I get. It's usually pretty good. I get a lot of laughs. So I'm thinking of doing a comedy show... I serious. I can do it.I love to complain about anything and everything and basically stand-up is just complaining about stuff in a funny voice. So It's like you are joking about stuff but people don't really think that you're talking about stuff that really pisses you off. But you are. Like Ellen DeGeneres jokes about how lazy we have become over the years that we can't do anything by ourselves anymore. She goes "We don't even buy breath mints anymore. Now we have these breath strips that just disolve on your tounge for you. I think, that if we, as a people, can't suck anymore, there must be something wrong."
And with that I bid you good night and sweet dreams
Sivan in the breath mint city