Eva Fucking Longoria

And today in the chronicles of of Sivi in the City...

So after school today I decided on having some pizza. I walk into the pizza place right next door to the American Academy and ordered a slice with mushrooms. The guy at the counter looks at me and smiles. He turns to me and says "You look like that woman on that show". I ask, "What show is that?". "You know, the one with the Desperate...you know..."."Housewives" I reply, jumping in to complete his ever so wonderful complement. "Do you mean Eva Longoria?", I ask. "Yes, that's the one"."Thank You" I say, a bit embarrassed... Do i really look like her I thought to myself. No one has evr said that to me before. I turn around to find myself a spot and that's when this gorgeous looking man looks up at me and says, "He stole my line. I was going to say that you look like Eva Longoria". May I sit with you? I ask without waiting for his reply. I sit down and eat my slice. "You are gorgeous" he says. "Thank you. So do you have a name?" I ask. "Yes I do it's Anoire". "Wow that's hot I like that. I'm Sivan", I say. "Well that's hot too" he replies, mocking me for saying the word "hot". We eat our pizza and tell our stories. Mine is being an actress and his is. belive it or not, working for the secret service; A bodyguard. He says he protects the President. I roll my eyes. He asks me if I just rolled my eyes at him. I confirm the rolling of the eyes. "It's really what I do", he says. "That might very well be true- but this is New York City-Hun, you can't expect me to believe everything thing you say after knowing you for only 17 minutes". "Well it is the truth. I'll prove it to you.", he says. "It's ok, I believe you I say." Hye, you want to get out of here?” He asks ."Let's get a drink. There's a nice place down the street." “I can't” I say. I thought of telling him the truth but “I have a lots of homework to do” didn't sound very truthful right then, even though it was the truth, so I just replied- “I'm not sure”. “So come with me..." He says "Just for a little while- you can meet my friends from work and they'll tell you what we do" "O.k. Fine." I give in. "But just for a little while". I get my bag and we walk outside. We get to the side walk when suddenly an odd looking, black man, wearing tight black Lycra pants and a long neon blue shirt- turns to me and yells- "It's Eva Fucking Longoria, It's her. I swear". I was shocked. Do I really look like her that much? I never thought so...
And now- I give you some pics of Eva and of me and you be the judge...
Yes or no... I don't think so...truth is... I'm hotter. Ha!